Perfect for the wonderfully weird person who has absolutely no intention of behaving normally, this funny pin card pairs the sentiment:
 
“Please don’t interfere with my treatment plan.”
 
with a green frog enamel pin declaring, “I have to say weird stuff or I’ll die.”
 
Designed like a slightly questionable patient chart—complete with symptoms, diagnosis and prescription details—the card turns being a little strange into an officially sanctioned treatment plan.
 
A hilarious little gift for your weird best friend, coworker, sibling, or anyone whose personality should probably never be medically suppressed.