Perfect for the introvert who has officially exceeded their people quota, this funny pin card declares:
“My social battery has filed for workers’ comp.”
 
The enamel pin delivers the diagnosis: “Socialized. Now I must rest for at least 5–7 business days.”
 
Designed like an HR leave request—complete with depleted battery, “Do Not Disturb,” reason for absence: PEOPLE, and an approved recovery period—it’s painfully relatable for anyone who needs significant downtime after being sociable.
 
A hilarious gift for introverts, coworkers, homebodies, socially exhausted friends, or anyone who considers plans on two consecutive days an unreasonable demand.