If your porch goose has a more extensive wardrobe than you do, this one requires no explanation. 
 
This Pin & Paper card features “My goose has more outfits than I do.” paired with an adorable enamel pin declaring “Ask me about my porch goose.”
 
The card even features a fashionable little goose outside The Lazy Daisy—because naturally, a properly dressed porch goose knows where to shop.
 
The enamel pin detaches from the card to wear on a jacket, tote, lanyard or anywhere you'd like to find your fellow members of the porch-goose-obsessed community.
 
A funny gift for porch goose lovers, goose collectors and anyone who has ever purchased an outfit for a decorative goose without questioning the life choices that brought them here.