For the person who regularly discovers bruises with absolutely no recollection of earning them. 
 
This Pin & Paper card features the sentiment “Evidence suggests… the furniture is winning.” paired with a wonderfully specific Mysterious Leg Bruise Club enamel pin.
Watercolor bruises, bandages and flowers turn one of life's great mysteries into a surprisingly pretty little card.
 
The enamel pin detaches from the card to wear on a jacket, tote, lanyard or wherever fellow members of the Mysterious Leg Bruise Club can recognize one another in the wild.
 
A funny gift for your accident-prone friend, sister, coworker or anyone who apparently spends their free time walking into furniture without remembering it.