For the person who isn't technically a morning person until the caffeine has completed its work. 
 
This Pin & Paper card features the sentiment “Caffeinated enough to be civil.” paired with a gloriously grumpy cat enamel pin asking “Oh what fresh hell is this? I mean, good morning.”
 
Coffee stains, beans and a steaming cup complete the appropriately caffeinated design.
 
The enamel pin detaches from the card to wear on a jacket, tote, work bag or lanyard—preferably somewhere coworkers can see it before attempting conversation.
 
A funny gift for coffee lovers, grumpy morning people, coworkers and anyone whose personality loads approximately three sips into the first cup.