Life is short. Eat the cookies. Embrace the weird. Stop pretending. 😂
 
This cheeky pin card says “Live authentically” and pairs it with an enamel pin that takes that advice to its wonderfully inappropriate conclusion:
“Life is too short to pretend you don’t like cookies and kinky shit.”
 
Surrounded by chocolate chip cookies and playful stars, the innocent-looking card makes the decidedly adult punchline even funnier.
 
A hilarious gift for best friends, partners, girlfriends, bachelorette celebrations, or that one friend who has absolutely no business receiving a wholesome greeting card anyway.