For the person who knows some situations are best handled after coffee. 
 
This Pin & Paper card features the sentiment “Caffeine is part of the de-escalation plan.” paired with a black cat enamel pin declaring “Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong.” A slightly menacing coffee-loving kitty, spilled coffee and tiny scratch marks complete the scene.
 
The enamel pin detaches from the card to wear on a jacket, tote, lanyard or anywhere else a caffeine warning seems appropriate.
 
A funny gift for coffee addicts, cat lovers, coworkers, friends, or anyone who should probably not be approached before their first cup.