Sweet, romantic and just a tiny bit concerning.
 
This Pin & Paper card features the sentiment “Looks like a valentine. Reads like a felony.” paired with a heart-shaped enamel pin declaring “If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.”
 
Pink bows, hearts, lace-inspired details and tiny skulls give the card all the charm of an old-fashioned valentine—with a considerably darker sense of humor.
 
The enamel pin detaches from the card to wear on a jacket, tote, lanyard or anywhere that could use a little pretty-in-pink menace.
 
A funny gift for your best friend, true-crime-loving Valentine, sarcastic sweetheart or anyone whose sense of humor is approximately three felonies away from wholesome.