This funny 4.25x5.5 handcrafted card features a jeweled blue jellyfish brooch on a whimsical undersea background with coral and bubbles. The cheeky sentiment — “If you got stung by a jellyfish, I would totally pee on you!” — makes it the ultimate card for close friends with a great sense of humor.

Jellyfish Brooch-I'd Pee on You-Blue2

$20.00

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Each 4.25" x 5.5" greeting card from Pin and Paper comes with a unique, detachable keepsake—whether a brooch, pin, golf ball marker with magnetic hat clip, or ornament, as specified. Thoughtfully designed for versatility, each card includes an insert secured with photo corners, allowing the recipient to replace it and reuse the card if they choose not to use the attached gift. Every card is elegantly packaged in a white box with a clear lid, making it perfect for gifting.

Designed and handcrafted by Journey Out of the Blue owner, a retired Air Force veteran, these cards are a heartfelt way to share meaningful moments.

Jellyfish Brooch-I'd Pee on You-Blue2

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