She's not dressed to impress. She's dressed to distress. 
 
This Pin & Paper card pairs that perfectly ridiculous sentiment with an enamel goose pin dressed in a delightfully over-the-top Halloween outfit.
 
Ghosts, bats, candy corn, pumpkins and bows surround a goose who has clearly been waiting all year for spooky season and intends to make the most of it.
 
The enamel pin detaches from the card to wear on a jacket, tote, lanyard or anywhere that could use a tiny Halloween goose in formal spooky attire.
 
A funny Halloween gift for porch goose lovers, spooky-season enthusiasts and anyone who believes costumes are always better when worn by a goose.